• Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
• They can smell food cooking half a block away
• They seldom pick up after themselves.
• They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
• They growl when they are not happy.
• When you want to play, they want to play.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
• They leave their toys everywhere..

Conclusion: Dogs are tiny little men in fur coats.

• Cats do what they want.
• They rarely listen to you.
• They're totally unpredictable.
• They whine when they are not happy.
• When you want to play, they want to be alone.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They expect you to cater to their every whim.
• They're moody.
• They leave hair everywhere.
• They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny little women in fur coats.